Sometimes people say the dumbest things. So dumb in fact that it makes you want to throw down some Kung-Fu on their behinds. At some point I'm sure this blog will make you feel that way.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Song REDO #1

Blame Megachurch

(To the tune "Blame Canada!" from South Park)

Church has changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
Or learn their Bible verse!

Should we blame DaVinci, or J.K. Rowlings?

Or should we blame the lack of homeschooling? No!

Blame Megachurch! Blame Megachurch!
With their multi-purpose building
And their WWJD bling,
Blame Megachurch!
Blame Megachurch!
We’ve no use for light and salt,

It's Megachurch’s fault!

No more blame for my own sin,

Conviction is out, seeker friendly is in!

I told the pastor we could feed the poor one day,

But he just smiled and gave me decaf latte.

Well, Blame Megachurch! Blame Megachurch!
It seems the sermons are so stale
Since they’re coming from email
Blame Megachurch!
Blame Megachurch!

They're not even a real denomination anyway.

My son quit school and got his GED,

Now he’s on their staff as head of theology!

Should we blame Joel Osteen? Or blame the Veggie Tales?

Or Sandi Patty’s growing record sales? Heck no!

Blame Megachurch! Blame Megachurch!
Blame Megachurch! Blame Megachurch!

With all that Saddleback Hullabaloo

And that bum Bill Hybels too

Blame Megachurch! Shame on Megachurch!

The vision is wide
But it’s not deep
The wolves will come
And eat their sheep
They put their Bibles on the shelves
There’s no excuse, they’ll have to blame themselves!


I want to go on record by saying I did not recreate this one. You can find it and some other funny stuff at www.sundayschooldropouts.com.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"A travesty is a grotesque imitation." (Joey)
"No, That's a parody." (Brian)

~A quote from friends of Jack and Gretchen Hall. (sundayschooldropouts.com)