All I really need to know I learned from Toby Keith

(This is my birthday post, it's my birthday, YEAHHH!!)

making a list is a good thing * go for a little walk *
look up an old lost friend * give your girl a little kiss *
don’t break your back for a million bucks you can’t
take to the grave * raise a little hell * put an extra
five in the plate at church this week *
you can’t compete with super stars (why would you
want to try) * money wont make you happy * aint nothing in the
world like youngens (getcha some) * you should always
seek justice * have a band of brothers * buy at least
one round for your men * and two for your horses *
sometimes you have to draw hard lines *
find a place to gather where every one feels accepted *
even if its in a bar (cause it won’t be in the church) *
revenge is sweet (sometimes) * don’t mess with the U S of A *
thank people that serve in our military * never smoke
weed with Willy * listening to others is good *
but it’s alright to talk about “me” (occasionally) *
you shouldn’t kiss like this, if you don’t mean it like that *
sometimes you need a little less talk *
and a lot more action *
Jesus had long hair * He liked to have a good time *
His friends where poor * He hung around with
non-religious people * the people that crucified Him had
something to hide * when He comes back He is
brining amazing grace * He laid His life down for us *
He’ll forgive you and adore you while He’s hanging
on your cross *